Friday, October 22, 2010

No power outage here

It would appear that a power outage prevented the Canadiens from skating at practice today. Or did it?
(The conspiracy theorist in me tends to come out when I'm annoyed, and I could have made plans yesterday but I decided to put hockey in those plans. And then it was 4-0.)

- Maybe an Arrested Development fan turned off the lights just to quote "Young or old, it doesn't matter... in the dark." (Any teammates that have never watched AD were probably a little freaked out.)

- Maybe they were practicing for some kind of team-building Halloween haunted house activity. (I hope it involves the Thriller dance!)

- Maybe they were trying some type of séance or something, since they got beat by the Devils.

- Maybe they wanted to see if they'd still be world-class athletes in the dark, but then chickened out.

- Maybe it was movie time.

- Maybe they turned off the lights and shouted insults at each other, in a bid to have thicker skin should some kind of Rick Rypien situation occur. (Being in the dark makes it harder to grab the guy who yelled at you.)

- Maybe it was the ultimate test for Mike Cammalleri to prove, once and for all, whether or not he is a Jedi.

I guess we'll find out tomorrow. Hopefully our team won't, ahem, leave us in the dark.

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