Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Top 5: Reasons Why You Should Let Tim Tebow Do What He Wants

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So, apparently there's a website out there for people who like to cheat on their spouses. And this website has one million dollars for whoever can prove they slept with NFL quarterback Tim Tebow, who's religious and has chosen to maybe not engage in the same extracurricular activities as some of his contemporaries, if you know what I mean. He's a virgin by choice, but I guess when you're running a website that helps people break their marriage vows, "virgin" is a bad word.

As you may already know, I'm both a churchgoer and kind of a Jets fan, so allow me to run some defense for my new QB.

Top 5 Reasons Why It's Ridiculously Wrong (and just plain ridiculous) To Put A Price On Tim Tebow's Virginity

1. It's disrespectful. Some people don't understand Tebow's point of view or his religious beliefs. Whatever. They're his. If ever he offers one of his teammates $1 million to never have sex again, then we'll call it even. But for now, I'm just calling it rude. People should be allowed to sleep with whoever they want (exception: cheating) - and if for Tim Tebow, that's nobody right now, then we should all respect that.

2. It's an invasion of privacy. Not only should people be allowed to choose who they sleep with, but they can choose to be discreet about it if they want to. What this website is doing screams Middle Ages, and yet displays the kind of tackiness that we've only come to expect from the TMZ era.

3. It's immature. Seriously. What is this, an American Pie movie?

4. One million dollars could be better spent. The fact that a site for cheaters has $1 million to throw around on something this stupid makes me hate everything. That being said, imagine what $1 million can do. It can send underprivileged kids to school. It would be a huge help in disaster relief. It could help pay legal fees for people who want divorces from the douchebag spouses who cheated on them. It could pay for repairs, if an angry wife or girlfriend goes all Carrie Underwood on her man's car. But no. It's just the reward for taking Tim Tebow's virginity, because apparently his idea of fun is different from someone else's, and they're not cool with that.

5. "Sleep with this man and we'll give you a million dollars." You're giving someone money in exchange for sex. I'm pretty sure that the word for that is "prostitution."

Thank you to Aerys Sports for the scoop.


  1. I'm not a fan of football, but on Superbowl Sunday I decided to pick up "through my eyes" aka Tim Tebow's 'memoir' I haven't finished it yet, cuz I find the football stuff boring. However, it's a great read for a Tebow fan. He seems like a great guy and I agree that that is ridiculous, both the site and the wager!

  2. Agree! I think it's disgusting that this site would put a bounty on someone's religious values and personal choices. Can't believe that there isn't more public outcry over this lewd conduct.


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